Ron’s Eating Habits

“He would sit in meetings and eat in front of people, always like a starving animal who has never eaten before… getting shit everywhere.”

-- Staffer’s description to the Daily Beast

One of the most surreal and head-scratching discoveries about Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis is what The New Yorker < href="https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2022/06/27/can-ron-desantis-displace-donald-trump-as-the-gops-combatant-in-chief"> his “indifferent table manners.” The Daily Beast wasn’t so circumspect. That publication reported DeSantis had a “propensity to devour food during meetings.”

The Daily Beast interviewed a former staffer who recalled the inconsiderate DeSantis, “He would sit in meetings and eat in front of people, always like a starving animal who has never eaten before … getting shit everywhere.”

When DeSantis was in the Navy, he apparently put the mess in mess hall. In one infamous and unforgettable moment, Little Dic Ron allegedly ate chocolate pudding on a private airplane with three fingers. Gross.

What is he, the Florida governor or the Cookie Monster? When DeSantis said that he was a hands-on governor, we didn’t think he meant the pudding.

You’d assume with his Ivy League education, DeSantis would have mastered utensils by now. It’s not like he’s expected to use chopsticks. No one even expects him to figure out the difference between the salad and dinner forks. At this point, any fork will do.

Imagine state dinners with world leaders? Until DeSantis fixes his pudding problem, he’s not fit to be president. He’s not even ready for a New Hampshire greasy spoon roadside diner. The only public eating he should do is funnel cake at the Iowa State Fair.

DeSantis needs to go to finishing school or his campaign is finished. If Ron doesn’t improve his manners, you can put a fork in his political future. He’s done..